以下是小编精心整理的老友记第五季经典台词，本文共6篇，供大家阅读参考。
篇1：老友记第五季经典台词
老友记第五季经典台词
1、Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didnt get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
钱德勒(这样好的口才，不当律师绝对浪费了)：这是一间蜜月套房，它存在的价值就是制造浪漫。如果它无法得到浪漫的场景，其他蜜月套房都会瞧不起它。
2、Monica: Well, an-anyway, I justthat night meant a lot to me, I guess Im just trying to say thanks.
那晚我的情绪真的很糟，所以非常谢谢你，那一夜对我来说意义重大。
Chandler: Oh. Yknow, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasnt because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me cause, youre really hot!
那一夜对我同样意义非凡，倒不是因为我情绪不好，而是，你是个美得让人晕倒的姑娘。
3、Chandler: If Im the best, its only because youve made me the best.I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldnt take long. But when Im with you, and were together, OHMYGOD.
如果我能成为最棒的，那一定是因为你的原因。与你一起之前我一无是处，糟糕得很。不信你打电话问问我以前的女朋友，反正也没几个，用不了多长时间的。
4、Emily: All right. Ill come to New York and well try and make this work.
Ross: Oh that is so great! Thats
Emily: (interrupting him) As long as you dont see Rachel anymore.
埃米利答应原谅罗斯了，她搬来纽约的唯一条件是罗斯以后不再见瑞秋。罗斯在痛苦中做出抉择，蒙在鼓里的瑞秋还为罗斯夫妇欢欣鼓舞，她翘起的拇指，拥抱罗斯的样子，真让人心疼!
5、Ross: Therere plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?
大多数人都是只能在感恩节才能见到妹妹，在同学聚会上才能见到大学室友，在汉堡店里才能撞到乔伊。让我退出吧，没关系的。
Rachel: No, its not better. I still dont get to see you.
有关系，因为我仍旧无法见你。
罗丝为了和埃米利的婚姻，发誓不再见瑞秋。说到妹妹和室友的部分，虽然举重若轻，但反而更突出了这份感情的难得。而瑞秋
6、Monica: Chandler thats crazy! If you give up every time youd have a fight with someone youd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! Its nothing to freak out about.
如果你跟恋人小吵一架就意味着分手的话，那你永远都不会有长久的感情的这只是吵架而已，我们说开了，感情就会更进一步的
不幸的是，生活中的马修和我都是如此，对吵架有着天生的恐惧。或许莫尼卡说得对，或许有一天我也会长大成熟，有一段长一些的感情。毕竟莫尼卡的后半句话还是很有吸引力的.。
7、Chandler: Hes a pimp! Yes, hes a pimp. Hes a big, tap dancing pimp!
他是个的，他是个喜欢半夜起来跳踢踏舞的的。
罗斯的神经质烦透了兄弟们，两个人准备踢他出门，为罗斯找了间很烂的公寓(除了厨房浴室一体化之外，那公寓真得很像我家)。但后来陷入深深的自责，公寓打来电话询问罗斯状况时，钱德勒把罗斯说成的，搞黄了新公寓，留下了好兄弟。
8、Chandler: Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef.
Fat Monica: Okay!
1992年感恩节，莫尼卡因为钱德勒的一句客套话真的做了厨师，而且因为钱德勒说她fat一年减了100多磅，大家都说罗斯深情，他妹妹比他绝对一点不差。
9、Joey: Well, Im Joey. Yeah, Im disgusting.
为了掩护那对鸳鸯，乔伊受尽了误解，也有了这句名言。
10、Rachel: Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
瑞秋想去拆穿莫尼卡和钱德勒的关系，却听到莫尼卡因为瞒着她而愧疚。于是装作不知道，装作相信莫尼卡做了帮钱德勒打扫房间的兼职，眼含热泪恭喜她找到了新工作。
11、Phoebe: Oh yeah, no-no-no. Im fine. Im okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died.
Joey: Pheebs! Sorry!
Phoebe: Its okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And its not like Im never gonna see her again, yknow shes gonna visit.
菲比祖母去世，但是他对死生有特别达观的态度。她觉得祖母的人生足够精彩就没有遗憾，而且觉得祖母还会还魂回来看她，而不是真的离开(迷信唯一的好处)。
12、Phoebe: Really?! Whats your name?
Man: Umm, Frank Buffay.
全剧最震撼的一个名字，弗兰克布费，虽然我们见识过了小弗兰克乃至小小弗兰克，但是，对他的出现实在是大出意料。
13、Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Lets see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.
Why wont you go to sleep?
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.
Youre, youre, youre keeping me uppp! (Yeah, thats to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
我是个糟糕的父亲，煮糊了你们的吃的，穿反了你们的尿布，我还编了首歌哄你们入睡，结果你们却哭得更凶了小娇娇，小娇娇，你咋还不睡觉?小娇娇，小娇娇，害我也睡不着
对这个不负责任的人的怨恨，就在这首歌，在这熟悉的旋律里淡化了，从这开始，菲比终于有了一个爸爸。
14、Ross: My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this.
罗斯用截然不同的情绪说了一模一样的这两句话，情绪转换的原因是因为发现好朋友和妹妹竟是真爱性质，看这个狂躁病人一惊一咤的样子，真的觉得那对鸳鸯很幸福，罗斯也真是幸福。
15、Chandler: Yeah! Ive never been in a relationship thats lasted this long before. Yknow to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think thats pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think thats pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)
我从没有过这么久的一段感情。度过了爱情开始的狂热阶段，还死心塌地的愿意跟对方在一起，这本身就是一种美妙的奇迹。更令人幸福的是，创造这份奇迹时，是我和你在一起。
16、Rachel: Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, Im Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?
罗斯科普式的调情方式吓跑了披萨女郎，看到他失落的样子，瑞秋竟然为他去追讨女孩的电话，这个傻大姐也满感人的呀。
17、Chandler: Its a four.
赌桌下面的一对男女，盯着一颗倾斜的色子，然后钱德勒用很好听的声音说：这是四点。
篇2：老友记第三季台词
1、RACHEL: Honey, this will help. (hands him a tub of ice cream)
每次钱德勒陷入失恋的深渊，女孩们就会在他身边，喂他吃冰激凌，对他说贴心的话。对他的羡慕甚至远远超过了乔伊的艳遇。
2、Phoebe: Aw, honey it's not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don't see that happening.
菲比搬出莫尼卡公寓的理由。无论是朋友还是恋人，有时候，保持一点距离，不是因为不爱你，而是因为太爱你。
3、Joey: I'm not wrong! I wish I was.
乔伊看到詹尼斯和前夫接吻，开始怕伤害钱德勒，故意瞒着他。但眼见他越陷越深，不得不告诉他真相。“我没看错，我也希望我看错了。”
4、Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. They're like, they're like a family, and if, I was you , I know I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way of that.
乔伊说如果他是钱德勒，他会放弃詹尼斯。因为詹尼斯和前夫有一个孩子，这是一个家，他不想做破坏家庭的人。玩世不恭的乔伊，如果有一天结婚，他的娘子一定很幸福。
5、Ross: It's okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could.
Monica: You jerk! You know how much I love that kid!
Ross: Monica bang! Monica bang!
莫尼卡和瑞秋不小心碰了本的头，罗斯很大度，知道瑞秋尽力了。
罗斯骗莫尼卡说本被摔坏了，莫尼卡着急的样子，让我们觉得本真的很幸福。
还有兄妹俩打闹追逐的场面，很温馨。
6、Joey: All right, means that much to you, I'll let you have her.
兄弟之间最棘手的问题，喜欢同一个女人。真的要让的话，也要记得不要说“让给你”呀。
7、Joey and Monica: Merry Christmas!!
Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you're the best!
菲比因为老去的圣诞树要被切碎而伤心，朋友们买了一屋子快干枯的圣诞树庆祝圣诞节，他们的节日往往都很不辉煌，但因为有了彼此，每次都特别开心。
8、Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you don't have to do this.
罗斯不小心打伤了童子军小姑娘的腿，竭尽所能得卖饼干都没能实现她的愿望。在钱德勒的公寓里，他们布置成飞船的模样，钱德勒和乔伊推着转椅，罗斯手拖着地球仪。小女孩实现了愿望，笑得就像真的在飞船里一样。
9、Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?
“我们在一起都快一年了，你怎么还不信任我呢?”
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her.
“我跟前妻生活了八年，她还是离我而去了。”
我们都觉得罗斯的嫉妒有些变态的时候，这句话突然让我们难过，并理解了他。他太在乎这段感情，所以才会这样疯狂。”
10、Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous.
真正相爱的两个人，根本不需要猜疑。妒嫉从来留不住感情，相反只会把心爱的人推得越来越远。我们理解了罗斯，不证明他的做法是对的。
11、Rachel: We should take a break. A break from us.
你相信吗?就为了应该谁道歉这样的小事儿，两个相爱的人就错过了七年?
12、Ross: (to Chloe) I like this song.
酒吧里，《with or without you》再次响起，罗斯忧郁地说：“我喜欢这歌。”而瑞秋在寂寞的窗前不停播着罗斯家的电话。
那首歌反复唱着：“and you give yourself away,and you give ……and you give yourself away.”
为什么要错过呢?为什么要放手呢?为什么不能妥协，为什么不能原谅，为什么不能珍惜呢?
13、Ross: I can't imagine, I can't imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....
“我不敢想象，我的世界没有你会怎么样?没有你温柔的抚摸，没有你深情地凝视，没有你贴心的挂念，没有你使我赖以生存的爱。瑞秋，我们可不可以重归于好?”
Rachel: (crying) No. I can't, you're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever.
“我很想，但是不能。你已经不是我爱过的那个罗斯了，因为那个罗斯绝不会做伤害我的事，永远不会。”
14、Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, I'm gonna stay.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmother' cab, but y'know what, I'll stay.
Monica: Noo! I'll stay. He's my brother.
瑞秋和罗斯分手后，约其他人去滑雪。发现了罗斯的孤独，大家争着留下来陪他，即使意味着要玩两整天无聊的飞镖。
15、Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever.
与瑞秋分手后，罗斯去前妻家串门，发现她正准备和苏珊庆祝周年。
“蜡烛，香槟，太棒了，因为，爱是一生一世的财富。”刚刚分手的罗斯说这话时特别让人难受。
16、Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) You planned this all out, and I don't want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
菲比的车在半路上没油了。罗斯大老远跑过去帮助他们，却无法与他们一起去滑雪。他说：“不用担心我，我会好好过。你们计划了这么久了，好好玩吧。”
然后目送朋友们远去，一人踏上孤单的回程(如果他能回的去的话)。
17、Ross: I need juice! People need juice!!
罗斯看到瑞秋和马克约会，心如刀绞，几乎抓狂。
18、Monica: Something wrong?
Rachel: (She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her chest and take a deep breath.) No. Nothing.
罗斯将要回的小T恤又还给瑞秋，因为那是瑞秋最喜欢的睡衣。上帝，请告诉我，相爱的人为什么要分开?
19、Phoebe: Oh, it's so great to see you feeling like this!
乔伊说看着爱的人跟别人回家，感觉太难受了。怪异的菲比说我真为你高兴，言外之意是我们的小孩乔伊终于长大了，体会到了真爱的感觉。
20、Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should have considered your feelings before I went home with you that night.
I've recently learned what's it like to be on your side of it, and I'm sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye.
可爱的乔伊，在体会到被人甩掉的感觉后，一一打电话跟他的一夜情女伴们道歉，请求她们的原谅。做任何事情前，先要考虑好对方的感受。
21、Monica: (popping back up) Regular or decaf?
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
莫尼卡穿着旱冰鞋为男友拿饮料，问要哪一种。男友说要最近的那种。(因为他怕莫尼卡多走路摔跤)
22、Phoebe: Okay, well they are a huge responsibility, especially at this age. They require constant care. They-they need just the right food, and lots and lots of love.
菲比说养宠物需要很多责任感。教育小孩子又何尝不是呢?只有稳定的经济是不够的，你必须给他们源源不断的爱。
23、Chandler: If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!
由于牵扯太多精力，钱德勒去还宠物小鸡，却发现如果还回去小鸡就要被杀掉，于是他带着它回来了，还多带了一只小鸭。
24、Ross: Eh, Beause I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight.
罗斯要去电视台录节目，精心准备了一个下午。但当他发现瑞秋需要人陪着去医院，还是取消了节目的录制。
永远要搞清楚：在你的生命里，什么才是真正重要的东西。
25、Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then you're gonna have to do it without me.
白痴富翁，为什么人总要如此固执?他征服了商界、科学界，得到了世界上最美丽的女人，所以要去追逐体能的极限?他征服和得到的那些，他懂得好好呵护吗?
26、Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
“跟你分手是因为我很生你的气，并不是因为我能不再爱你。”
篇3：老友记第三季台词
1、Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.
“住在一起?可是并没有什么预兆呀?”
Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign.
“那就让我的请求作为一种征兆吧。”
2、Chandler: I love you!
“我爱你”。
Monica: I love you!
“我也爱你。”
Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now.
“你现在在紧贴着门说话吗?”
(Pause)
Monica: No.
“没有。”
Chandler: Yeah-yeah, me neither.
“咳、咳……我也没有。” 钱德勒好可爱呀。
3、Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if you’re gonna be moving in with him I feel it’s my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? He’s a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm… Oh-oh he always, he always umm—Oh, who am I kidding! He’s the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
“如果你真打算和他一起住，你得清楚这意味着什么。他这个室友差劲极了，他老忘了……嗯，他总是，他总是……得了吧，他是全世界最好的室友。”
4、Ross: I’ve known you both a long time, and I’ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you’ve been since you’ve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?
“我认识你们这么久，你们在一起后生活比以前幸福了一百万倍。而现在，你们要为一件破房子的安置把这种幸福抛之脑后吗?这太蠢了。什么在你生命中是最重要的，是爱情还是愚蠢?”
5、Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!!
Chandler: Uh, yeah.
(Joey runs over and shuts off the lights.)
钱德勒要搬走了，乔伊才知道电费有多贵，乔伊就像个特别单纯的小孩，需要人照顾，能认识兄长般的钱德勒，是他最大的幸运。
6、Joey: Well, what’s it called?
Chandler: Cups.
钱德勒为了给乔伊一些钱又不伤他自尊，创造了一个全新的cups游戏。(规则以反拖拉机为基础，准则是乔伊有什么牌，什么牌就是大的)
7、Ross: Oh y'know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science. Uh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar.
Chandler: And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.
Ross: They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.
罗斯和钱德勒传授给乔伊的“拒妞大法”，包括谈论科学，纠正语法，反复问对方爱不爱你，详细解释自己的笑话为什么好笑，当然，钱德勒那句“Ba dum bumb cheshhh!”更为经典。女人缘稍差的兄弟们，看好了，不过要记得反其道而行之，比如谈论文学，混淆语法，绝对不说我爱你，详细解释自己的笑话为什么无聊，做到这些，你就可以跟我一样光棍一辈子了。
8、Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun.
菲比真的是自然率性的典范，丝毫不在乎外人的眼光，跑起来像青蛙，是因为这是她自己唯一觉得有趣的跑法，就像这样怪里怪气的做人，可能是她唯一觉得有趣的活法吧。后来瑞秋也这么跑，则不是源于个性，而是对朋友的肯定和支持了。
9、Monica: Mmmm!
瑞秋在感恩节做了个无比难吃的怪东西，大家为了怕伤她的心，都极力做出很享受的样子。
10、Monica: 5 6 7 8!
莫尼卡和罗斯兄妹的超炫组舞，个人觉得很具有观赏性。也凸现了这对从小打到大的娃娃幸福的一面，那里有相同的回忆，成长的印记。
11、Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!
乔伊的午夜之吻计划被导演打断，情不自禁大声吼了出来。情圣不愧是情圣，以下是此事相关对白：
“那一刻，你的红唇对我是不可抵挡的诱惑。”
“那一刻，我也有要吻你的冲动。”
“我那心跳的感觉持续到现在还挥散不去，3，2，1。”
“你不必每次吻我都倒数计时。”
“不，我只是需要一点时间找回呼吸。”
12、Chandler: I don’t wanna know what Monica got me. Y’know? I mean, look, I’m sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me，I wanna see the look on Monica’s face when I give her my present, and I’m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine.
“我不在乎自己的礼物是否比莫尼卡的更好，我知道莫尼卡一定在这方面花了很多心思。当我送她礼物时，我最期待的是她那惊喜而幸福的表情，我想，她送我礼物时也一样。所以，千万千万不要再找她的礼物了好吗?实实在在的爱与惊喜就是最好的礼物，这才是感恩节的真谛。”
13、Chandler: Look at us, we’re a couple of couples!
乔伊带辣妹室友跟钱德勒夫妇共进晚餐，钱德勒管他们四人叫做一对一对。钱德勒给乔伊钱付帐，买好酒装做是乔伊买的，可惜辣妹不喜欢这对慷慨的夫妇，乔伊只好忍痛重义轻色了。
14、Chandler: If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money?
乔伊穷得停了有线，断了电话，钱德勒很诚恳地要帮他。
说来惭愧，毕业以后，小可一直十分窘迫，在此谢谢帮助过我的那些钱德勒，并期待自己的big break，来回报大伙儿。
15、Rachel: Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.
Monica: Hah!
“菲比，你是个怪物。”
Phoebe: That true, I am flaky.
“是的，我是神神叨叨的。”
菲比说莫尼卡强迫症，说瑞秋老好人，引起了公愤，她俩一起攻击菲比举止怪异，菲比却坦然接受了。
人们总是不乐意听到指责，特别是这些指责正中要害的时候。若是我们都有菲比的态度，问题一定能简单很多。
16、Joey: (sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the TV) You sick bastards!
大家一起看“菲比”主演的A片，只有乔伊背对着屏幕，坚持不肯看。(怪不得菲比的每个“阴谋”里都剩下乔伊，小可爱，阿姨没白疼你)。
当他知道这其实是厄苏拉饰演的的时候，迫不及待的跳过去，要求重放一遍他错过的镜头。
17、Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just don’t see why those two can’t work things out!
石头人钱德勒终于哭了，原因是感慨罗斯和瑞秋这一对如此般配的人为什么不能在一起。瑞秋的妹妹勾引罗斯报复瑞秋，罗斯止住了诱惑，因为他突然想到：如果他和洁儿发生了什么，以后就再也不能跟瑞秋发生什么了。他不确定以后能否跟瑞秋再在一起，但是他不想放弃、破坏这方面哪怕只有万分之一的可能。
18、Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for.
“瑞秋，我把这枚戒指送给你，每次你看到它你都要想到你是个好姑娘，你有机会搞婚外情，但是你没有……”
19、Joey: Hey, you don’t even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
“钱德勒，你都不住这儿了，凭什么再接这屋子里的电话?”
Chandler: Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier.
“凭这是我买的行吗，凭我教你怎么用它，你本来以为这是台复印机来着。”
20、Phoebe: (entering from her room) Hey, did she buy it?
“他相信了吗?”
Chandler: Totally.
“一点都没怀疑。”
Phoebe: I can’t believe you’re gonna ask Monica to marry you!
“天哪，你要向莫尼卡求婚了呀!”
莫尼卡预订了结婚场地，向来惧婚如命的钱德勒被吓跑了，找回来后，莫尼卡反复向他道歉才安抚好他的情绪。莫尼卡走后，菲比从卧室出来，揭穿了钱德勒的“阴谋”，看到这里，相信没有人不跟着罐头声音大声欢呼吧。
21、Chandler: Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you…hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?
“先生，你能拿着这枚戒指问我愿不愿意嫁给你吗?”
在爱的前提下，有时候越愚蠢，越动人。
22、Chandler: When I looked at the other ring I could see Monica’s face when I gave it to her, y’know? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Look, this is the most important thing I’m gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure it’s perfect.
当我盯着那枚戒指的时候，我几乎能看到莫尼卡咧着嘴说“我愿意”的样子。望着这枚戒指，却只觉得是枚戒指而已。向她求婚是我这辈子做的最重要的事儿，我想让这个仪式十全十美。
23、Monica: (laughs) Are you sure you’re okay?
“你今天有点古怪，你确定没事儿吗?”
Chandler: Yes! I’m fine. In fact I’ve been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you.
“当然没事儿，事实上我这些日子过得好的不能再好了，因为一直有你陪着。”
24、Richard: Uh, as a poet once said, “In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds it’s morning and is refreshed.”
因为有了朋友，生活中每一件小事儿中都充满了欢声笑语，丝丝暖意，它使我们不再有虚度的光阴，每一秒都弥足珍惜。
25、Chandler: I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
“我一直以为，求婚应该是在一个完美的地方，说一套完美的誓词。现在我明白了，求婚唯一重要的是有一个完美的对象。你带给了我想象不到的快乐，如果你愿意，在我以后的生命里，我会尽所有的努力，让你也体会到我的这种幸福。嫁给我好吗?”
Monica: Yes.
篇4：老友记台词经典段子
1. I won’t let her go without a fight! 我不会轻易放过她的
2. It could happen to anyone./ It happens to anybody./ That happens. 谁都可能会遇到这种情况
3. I’m a laundry virgin.(注意virgin的用法，体会老美说话之鲜活)
4. I hear you. 我知道你要说什么。/我懂你的意思了
5. Nothing to see here!这里没什么好看的/看什么看!
6. Hello? Were we at the same table? 有没有搞错?(注意hello的用法，用疑问语气表示“有没有搞错?”)
7. You are so sweet/ that’s so sweet. 你真好。
8. I think it works for me. (work为口语中极其重要的小词)
9. Rachel, you are out of my league(等级，范畴). 你跟我不是同一类人
10. You are so cute. 你真好/真可爱
11. Given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for
12. success would be surrogacy. (given表示考虑到的意思;非常简洁好用)
13. Let’s get the exam rolling. 现在开始考试了( get……rolling的用法)
14. Why don’t we give this a try?我们为何不试一下呢
15. Bravo on the hot nanny!为那个性感的保姆喝彩!/赞一下那个性感的保姆!(重点是brave on sth/sb这个句型，表示为……喝彩/赞叹的意思)
16. My way or the highway.不听我的就滚蛋!(很漂亮的习语，压后韵)
17. I planed to go there but something just came up.我本想去那的，但突然有点事情(注意something just came up这个搭配)
18. That’s not the point.这不是关键，问题所在
19. (If) he shows up, we stick with him. 他一出现，我们就跟着他走(着重比较书面英语和标准的口语，表条件的if可以省略)
20. My life flashes before my eyes. 我的过往在我眼前浮现。
21. I have no idea what you have said不知道你在说什么(I don’t have the slightest idea……)“我不知道”不要总说I don’t know，太土了，可以说I have no idea或者I don’t have a clue……
22. Just follow my lead. 听我指挥好了。
23. Good for you!你真不错/好!(老友记中极其常见的赞扬表扬句型)
24. Let me put it this way, we’re having sex whether you’re here or not. (主要是前半句中put的用法，这里put等于say;极其标准的口语说法)
25. The more I worried about it, the more I couldn’t sleep.(the more……the more……越什么……就什么……;多学点这样的句型举一反三不论对口语还是写作都有帮助)
26. We’re more than happy to give you recommendations.(more han happy等于非常高兴)
27. Rachel, Can you pass me the TV guide? 能把电视报递给我吗?(非常实用的口语句型，叫别人递东西可以引用)
28. Not that it’s your business, but we did go out. (倒不是……不过……典型的绕弯子式美国思维模式)
29. We have to cut our trip short! 我们不得不中断旅行.(cut sth short打断话语;中断某事;)
30. This party stinks/ sucks! (sth sucks意思是什么事情很糟糕)
31. You do the math.你自己来算一下
32. I’m with you 我同意你的观点
33. I was/will be there for you.我支持(过)你!(还记得老友记主题曲最后一句吗)
34. I’m all yours!我全听你的
35. I’ll take care of it. 我会搞定的
36. I would like to propose a toast.(英美电影宴会婚礼场景经典句型;提议为什么事情举杯祝福时用：)
37. Lucky me! 我真走运/幸运!(诺丁山里面出现)
38. Storage rooms give me creeps. 储藏室让我全身冒鸡皮疙瘩。
39. What is with that guy? 那个家伙到底怎么了?
40. Plus, I’m gonna take you out a lot for free dinner. (plus除此之外)
篇5：老友记台词经典段子
1. we’ve talked about the relationship and stuff.(And stuff诸如此类)
2. Too bad we must return them. 很不幸，我们必须退还它们。(too bad开头来描述一件糟糕的事情)
3. Take my word for it. 相信我
4. Here’s to a lousy Christmas!(here’s to……为……而干杯)
5. I made a fool of myself.
6. To hell with that bitch! 让那婊子见鬼去吧!(咒骂别人的时候，to hell with)
7. The worst part is……最糟糕的是
8. I think I should give it a shot/go!我觉得应该尝试一下!
9. Now you tell me she’s not a knock-out! 你该不会说她不是个美人儿吧!
10. Be good!/be a man/be cool! 要听话，像个男人的样子，冷静点。
篇6：第五季随笔
第五季随笔
壹是独一的一，我是谁的独一。穿梭在疯狂的时光隧道中，挣扎、麻木、腐朽、自以为是。我在变，不知道到底哪里变了，总是在眷顾那些事事而非，有时熟悉的字幕，熟悉的音乐、熟悉的味道，在那么一瞬，反而让人抑郁，使人狂躁不安，灵魂出窍。我在幻想变成一只蝴蝶或是一只有透明翅膀的昆虫，我想逃离，逃离这荒凉之地。
贰是无二的二，你是我的无二。草在绿，花在开，我在等待着春暖花开，仍然觉得自己是一个人，我从来就不是一个斤斤计较的人，可是还是情不自禁的忘记并怀i念起来，不再念念不忘不再犹豫不决i不再倔强。二月已经过去，已经过去。
叁是散落的散，那散落一地的是你落在嘴角的亲吻吗，还是一种自我肆虐的前奏，自我狂想的悲情乐章，我在细数着那些快乐。我是幸福的，我会一直都幸福。
肆是祭祀的祀，清明永远是一场盛大的.华美祭奠，每个人都会在这个时候无论惦念那黄花岗下烈士的英魂，或是活在我们心中的鲜活的类似生命的东西，不停的年复一年，不朽的祭奠。
伍是起舞的伍，五月会有樱花飞舞么，期待着五月的缤纷多彩。陆是大陆的陆，那相隔俩方的海峡俩岸草长莺飞。那一封邮票是否还可到达那繁华堇地。柒是日期的期，遥遥相望的那些思恋不再与期。坚信着，那些坚持。捌是疤痕的疤，有些疤痕怎么都好不了，发生过的就是发生了，怎么都不能再回到原处。玖是久远的久，有的东西是可以久远的，开在心里的那朵花儿永开不败。拾是侵蚀的蚀，流水、小桥、人家、渐次远离，我不知道我的青春还有多久要去埋葬，去侵蚀，去失望，突然那么忐忒于这样的无所事事。生命会有第五季，来去轮回这世间的纷纷扰扰，去过渡这四季的完结与变幻。
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